Joseph K. Myers

Thursday, December 5, 2002

Good Cars

Fuel efficiency for cars is like speed for computers. I like it. So I think that I want a Volkswagen "New Beetle," which I have heard gets 49 mpg. I surely would save money on the way to school.

Assuredly, however, that car is a small one. For my other vehicle I think I would like a Dodge Grand Caravan, which is definitely the best minivan.

I'm satisfied with this. I don't have any cars, anyway, so being unhappy would be entirely silly.

I think that blue and white would be nice, but probably something more interesting is nicer. I hope that I have advice before I do pick the color, because I feel far happier pleasing even a little whim of someone who appreciates it than pleasing myself, who does not appreciate it.

What's so funny?

1-23-04. Now I want lots more beautiful, expensive cars. Do you want me to drive you?